help!

My hair is the thinnest most awful hair ever. It's very long and I dread washing it. When I get out of the shower...no shit it takes me a good 2 hours to get through it....sometimes more so that my hands don't fall off. I can't even go through it with a brush I have to sit and hand pick out every knot in there...ugh. I don't know what to do. I'm sick of paying or 40 dollar shampoo and conditioner, so I buy the herbal essences long term relationship for long hair...didn't do nothing. It's just overly annoying. Any advice?
So the other night Kyler comes in and says mom I like that green beer, its good for me. and He's really good about not doing bad things so I'm assuming he's pretending...he loves to make pretend food and drinks etc. He says but Bella likes the "no color" kind...which means clear...so I say show me what you're talking about...he had took some sips of the green margarita mix haha but then shows me what Bella tried to get...vodka! Not like I worried too much cuz after one burn in her throat she'd never touch it again...but she spilled it on her shirt and pee you! haha.
Bella just got the cutest princess snow boots and a pair of nikes...I know I know...she does have over 10 pairs of shoes haha.
Finally got our tree set up and we're so ready for Christmas. Everytime Kyler hears the tv or radio or someone say Christmas he bursts.. "Is it christmas!!!??" haha. I am excited to set up the play kitchen downstairs on Christmas eve for them. I know they will love it! I am going to Walmart in a couple days to buy them the double side easel. One side chalk and the other for dry erase. They draw all the time...we never have paper and if we run out well here we come walls couches and each other! Ha. Well lets end with a trip to go shopping...wouldn't be me if I wasn't! :]